Tuesday, February 17, 2009

That Cat

The weird cat with the semi-human face and multiple Crowley and Tripp fur bikini logos escaped from the lab at 4:36 pm. Anyone who spots this sphinx-like speckled creature should regard it carefully and maintain a comfortable distance.

During The Great Flood, the Cat held its position, surrounded by pools of flowing, dripping water, but not a drop ever reached its papier mache hide. Very strange, we thought. Since that time, we have had a somewhat mixed reaction to the sight of the Cat, and even kept him hidden in a cupboard - out of view - for a few months. He wil be missed, but not very much.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

This would appear to be an omen of some sort. N1IPP

Bob Crowley said...

Indeed